How wonderful is your life?- calculator, calculate

I'm in LOVE and you have no idea how lovely it feels!!
I am single, by choice, and was actually studied by the producers of Sex and the City / Californication, for inspiration.
I am married to the love of my life and you have no idea how magnificent that feels!!
Oh, I am so happy that you asked. My life just had a fresh start now when me and X realized we are more friends than lovers and decided to go separate ways.
Last night I fell asleep on his/her shoulder. This morning he/she woke me up with breakfast in bed. It is the small things that make our relationship so great.
I aim my love towards children, animals, God, Mother Nature, life and the fact that I am healthy.
Wow, I am already starting to regret that I took this test. I am alone...and lonely...OK!?!?

I receive my pay check on regular basis. I have good colleagues, paid vacation and don't work in a coal mine. That's good enough for me!
I am free from having to work which gives me a great liberty to investigate where I can find happiness and how wonderful my life is.
My work colleagues are the reason I go to work. Oh, how I love them!
I LOVE what I do, my colleagues and my pay check. It is actually quite ridiculous that they PAY me to do this. Don't tell anyone but I might actually do this for free!
I work far too much to get so little in return.

Who cares about money when you are in LOVE!
Money is a tool that you use to create a happy life. I can do the things that make me happy. Thus, my money situation is perfectly alright.
When you work with what you want and put your passion into it, the money just follows. But I have to say that the bonus I got last month wasn't too bad.
I am well off.
Just the cost of electricity for using the computer during this test eliminates the possibility for me to eat today.

Less than five minutes away from HER / HIM!!
Less than five minutes from the city pulse, five minutes from beautiful areas to stroll around in and just a little bit more than five minutes to work.
Paradise Boulevard 1890, 91 140 Cloud Nine, Happy State.
I have nature at my door step and the (potential) kids can play freely. Fresh air is just so much better than a Triple Moccachino!
I hope I will be able to finish this test because at 9 p.m. the internet will be turned off here at Cell block C.

Just a few years younger than HIM / HER but we almost have our birthday on the same date! Isn't that just amazing, huh!?!
Old enough to have experience, young enough to be able to benefit from it.
I really have my whole life in front of me.
I look back on my life as a great novel, with the added bonus that everything was for real.
You don't ask a lady (or a true gentleman) such a question. Pffttt...

Just fine thank you very much. How are you doing this fine day?
I feel like a thousand butterflies on a summer field filled with flowers (did I mention that I am in LOVE!?).
I am not complaining, there are thousands of people that are worse off.
Oh, I feel fine, just fine. I feel, from the depths of my soul, so happy to be in such good health as I am in.
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I spend a lot of my time in seventh heaven. You should really go there some day!
Either I am seeing HIM / HER or I am dreaming about seeing HIM / HER. What we do together? Everything! Nothing! Mostly everything...
My work is my hobby but it still gives me enough time to investigate new adventures.
My family is my everything. My e v e r y t h i n g, get it?! Every second I am with them (ok, almost every second) is a gift from life itself. They are my main interest, my hobby and my passion.
Come on, if I had an interesting spare time I wouldn't be sitting here answering these kind of idiotic questions, right?! Moron...

HE / SHE says that I am the most beautiful in the whole, wide world! I have no reason to doubt it because everything he/she tells me is so goooooood!
My wrinkles are a sign that I have experienced a lot of sunny days, my joints are sore from all the dancing I have done, my heart is weak for having beaten hard and passionate all my life.
I am beautiful. Both on the outside and the inside, but mostly on the outside.
I have flaming locks of auburn hair, my smile is like a breath of spring and my voice is as soft like summer rain. I love being young!
My workout is starting to pay off now. A lot!
I am fully satisfied with myself, my looks and my body.
Stop it now. Seriously!! My looks really don't have anything to do if my life is wonderful or not. Plus, it is not a crime to be ugly, but it seems like it would according to you guys!!

I am going to spend my whole life with HIM/HER!!
If only half of my future days are half as good as the days have been so far, then I am looking forward to every second!
I have a marriage, kids and a grown-up life and a proud retirement to look forward to. I am going to try to enjoy every good day and learn from the tougher ones.
The future will be as it will be. It is like it has always been and always will be...and it has always worked fine for me.
What about the future?! Is this test finished now?! Well, in that case I really have no idea about what to do any more. This was kind of my plan...

How wonderful is your life?