# Calculate how large your penis would have been if you had been a man

In case you have ever thought about how large your penis would have been if you had been a man, you can stop thinking and start calculating now. This calculation will give you an estimations that doesn't bother too much about logics and science and all those kind of things.

Since many of the questions are of sensitive nature it should be noted that absolutely none of the values (except for the resulting size) is saved on the website. Nothing can be connected to you as a person as well. Your resulting size will appear under Recent Calculations, that's it.

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